The Question of Globalisation.......a quick laugh
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The Question of Globalisation.......a quick laugh
I do not know who the original sender was but it is cleverly done
A definition of globalisation that I can understand and to which I now can relate:
Question:
What is the truest definition of globalisation?
Answer:
Princess
Diana's
death.
Question:
How come?
Answer :
An English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a
German
car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven
by a Belgian
who was drunk
on Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles,
treated
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian
medicines.
This is
sent to you by
a
South African
using
American
Bill Gates' technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that uses
Taiwanese chips,
and a
Korean
monitor,
assembled
by
Bangladeshi
workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported
by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked
by a Zulu,
unloaded by a
Muslim
and
trucked to you by Zimbabwe illegals.....
That, my friends,
is Globalisation!
A definition of globalisation that I can understand and to which I now can relate:
Question:
What is the truest definition of globalisation?
Answer:
Princess
Diana's
death.
Question:
How come?
Answer :
An English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a
German
car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven
by a Belgian
who was drunk
on Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles,
treated
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian
medicines.
This is
sent to you by
a
South African
using
American
Bill Gates' technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that uses
Taiwanese chips,
and a
Korean
monitor,
assembled
by
Bangladeshi
workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported
by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked
by a Zulu,
unloaded by a
Muslim
and
trucked to you by Zimbabwe illegals.....
That, my friends,
is Globalisation!
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Re: The Question of Globalisation.......a quick laugh
Sounds complicated but pretty close to the truth....
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Re: The Question of Globalisation.......a quick laugh
Spot on there
Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP ..... You wouldn't understand....
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Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP ..... You wouldn't understand....
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Re: The Question of Globalisation.......a quick laugh
v&^$% SLIM
John
Real Trucks Don't Have Sparkplugs!
Real Trucks Don't Have Sparkplugs!
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Re: The Question of Globalisation.......a quick laugh
areme zulu, kry hy sommer die skuld vir hi-jackingZandyl wrote: hijacked
by a Zulu,
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Re: The Question of Globalisation.......a quick laugh
fooi tog, en nou sit die zulu nog met swart verf op sy ___ ook .....
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Re: The Question of Globalisation.......a quick laugh
Jy het die boesman wat die belasting vat vergeet.
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.