The Question of Globalisation.......a quick laugh

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Zandyl
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The Question of Globalisation.......a quick laugh

Post by Zandyl »

I do not know who the original sender was but it is cleverly done





A definition of globalisation that I can understand and to which I now can relate:

Question:
What is the truest definition of globalisation?

Answer:
Princess
Diana's
death.

Question:
How come?

Answer :

An English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend

crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a

German
car

with a
Dutch engine,

driven
by a Belgian

who was drunk

on Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),

followed
closely by

Italian
Paparazzi,

on
Japanese motorcycles,

treated
by an American doctor,
using

Brazilian
medicines.

This is
sent to you by

a
South African
using

American
Bill Gates' technology,

and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,

that uses
Taiwanese chips,
and a

Korean
monitor,

assembled
by

Bangladeshi
workers

in a
Singapore plant,

transported
by Indian
truck drivers,

hijacked
by a Zulu,

unloaded by a
Muslim

and
trucked to you by Zimbabwe illegals.....



That, my friends,
is Globalisation!
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Re: The Question of Globalisation.......a quick laugh

Post by jacques kotze »

Jislaaik :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
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Post by GI Jane »

Sounds complicated but pretty close to the truth.... :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Well said! :thumbup: :lol:
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Post by MOFASA »

Spot on there :thumbup: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP :yahoo: ..... You wouldn't understand....
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v&^$% SLIM
John
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:)
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Post by Johannes van die See »

Zandyl wrote: hijacked
by a Zulu,
:laugh2: areme zulu, kry hy sommer die skuld vir hi-jacking :laugh2:
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fooi tog, en nou sit die zulu nog met swart verf op sy ___ ook .....
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Jy het die boesman wat die belasting vat vergeet.
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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