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Land Rover
They say 90% of all Land Rovers manufactured is still on the road. The other 10% have reached their destination.

All Land Rovers are like women - They moan on long journey's, embarrass you in front of friends and you spend more money than you ever expected once you've committed yourself to one.

Police officers shake your hand when they issue you a speeding ticket

Why do most Defenders have jerry cans and gas bottles fitted?
So that the driver can make coffee while waiting for road assistance .

Landy's have the best fuel consumption of all 4x4's.
That's because they are always being towed by something else.

Why do LR's always drive in convoy?
The are playing 'Who's the weakest Link'

I always wondered why they called their models, a Series 90, Defender 110 etc. But this weekend I found out, those numbers in the model name are the top speeds.

When you drive on a toll road, you get these yellow emergency phones next to the road. Stop and look closer. On the phones there are emergency numbers l: police, ambulance, doctor and Landrover Service .

Q: What do you find on pages 4 and 5 of the Landy’s user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.

Q: What is the sport-version of a Landy?
A: When the driver wears Nike shoes.

Q: What do you call a Landy with brakes?
A: Customized.

Q: What do you have to do if your Landy gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge inside the car.

Q. Why do the latest models have rear window demisters.
A. To keep the hands warm when pushing.






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As jy een koop dan kry jy ‘n hond verniet by. Dan hoef jy nie alleen huis toe te loop nie …
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Kom nou Kwagga, ons weet jy is op soek na een al lank.....jy's halfpad daar, jy het mos 'n Cruiser ook.... :mocking: :mocking: :mocking:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ek kamp die naweek saam met n vriend en hy ry n LR - ek gaan lekker lag of miskien lekker op my M$$R kry.
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OOOOMS wrote:Kom nou Kwagga, ons weet jy is op soek na een al lank.....jy's halfpad daar, jy het mos 'n Cruiser ook.... :mocking: :mocking: :mocking:
HELLO HELLO Jy kan mos nie LR en Land Cruiser in die selfde sin gebruik of met mekaar verglyk nie
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Spartan wrote:
OOOOMS wrote:Kom nou Kwagga, ons weet jy is op soek na een al lank.....jy's halfpad daar, jy het mos 'n Cruiser ook.... :mocking: :mocking: :mocking:
HELLO HELLO Jy kan mos nie LR en Land Cruiser in die selfde sin gebruik of met mekaar verglyk nie
Kan ja....hulle groet mens mossie..... :thumbdown:
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OOOOMS wrote:
Spartan wrote:
OOOOMS wrote:Kom nou Kwagga, ons weet jy is op soek na een al lank.....jy's halfpad daar, jy het mos 'n Cruiser ook.... :mocking: :mocking: :mocking:
HELLO HELLO Jy kan mos nie LR en Land Cruiser in die selfde sin gebruik of met mekaar verglyk nie
Kan ja....hulle groet mens mossie..... :thumbdown:
Ek groet en praat dan met jou :lol: :lol:
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Spartan wrote:
OOOOMS wrote:
Spartan wrote:
OOOOMS wrote:Kom nou Kwagga, ons weet jy is op soek na een al lank.....jy's halfpad daar, jy het mos 'n Cruiser ook.... :mocking: :mocking: :mocking:
HELLO HELLO Jy kan mos nie LR en Land Cruiser in die selfde sin gebruik of met mekaar verglyk nie
Kan ja....hulle groet mens mossie..... :thumbdown:
Ek groet en praat dan met jou :lol: :lol:
Jy's dan seker bietjie anders.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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OOOOMS wrote:
Jy's dan seker bietjie anders.... :lol: :lol: :lol:[/quote]
Jy weet dit, maar dis omdat ek meer Hiluxse het as Cruisers :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Spartan wrote:
OOOOMS wrote:
Jy's dan seker bietjie anders.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jy weet dit, maar dis omdat ek meer Hiluxse het as Cruisers :laugh2: :laugh2:[/quote]

Good! Keep it that way :thumbup:

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OOOOMS wrote: Wanneer kuiere ons bietjie weer?
Wanneer ek terug is uit Botswana
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Spartan wrote:
OOOOMS wrote: Wanneer kuiere ons bietjie weer?
Wanneer ek terug is uit Botswana
Obviously....... :?: :!: :?:
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So einde Feb :lol: :lol:
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Spartan wrote:So einde Feb :lol: :lol:
Chap, koues is op ys.... :thumbup:
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