LR joke's again
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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LR joke's again
Land Rover
They say 90% of all Land Rovers manufactured is still on the road. The other 10% have reached their destination.
All Land Rovers are like women - They moan on long journey's, embarrass you in front of friends and you spend more money than you ever expected once you've committed yourself to one.
Police officers shake your hand when they issue you a speeding ticket
Why do most Defenders have jerry cans and gas bottles fitted?
So that the driver can make coffee while waiting for road assistance .
Landy's have the best fuel consumption of all 4x4's.
That's because they are always being towed by something else.
Why do LR's always drive in convoy?
The are playing 'Who's the weakest Link'
I always wondered why they called their models, a Series 90, Defender 110 etc. But this weekend I found out, those numbers in the model name are the top speeds.
When you drive on a toll road, you get these yellow emergency phones next to the road. Stop and look closer. On the phones there are emergency numbers l: police, ambulance, doctor and Landrover Service .
Q: What do you find on pages 4 and 5 of the Landy’s user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
Q: What is the sport-version of a Landy?
A: When the driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: What do you call a Landy with brakes?
A: Customized.
Q: What do you have to do if your Landy gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge inside the car.
Q. Why do the latest models have rear window demisters.
A. To keep the hands warm when pushing.
Land-Rover het die maand ‘n special,
As jy een koop dan kry jy ‘n hond verniet by. Dan hoef jy nie alleen huis toe te loop nie …
They say 90% of all Land Rovers manufactured is still on the road. The other 10% have reached their destination.
All Land Rovers are like women - They moan on long journey's, embarrass you in front of friends and you spend more money than you ever expected once you've committed yourself to one.
Police officers shake your hand when they issue you a speeding ticket
Why do most Defenders have jerry cans and gas bottles fitted?
So that the driver can make coffee while waiting for road assistance .
Landy's have the best fuel consumption of all 4x4's.
That's because they are always being towed by something else.
Why do LR's always drive in convoy?
The are playing 'Who's the weakest Link'
I always wondered why they called their models, a Series 90, Defender 110 etc. But this weekend I found out, those numbers in the model name are the top speeds.
When you drive on a toll road, you get these yellow emergency phones next to the road. Stop and look closer. On the phones there are emergency numbers l: police, ambulance, doctor and Landrover Service .
Q: What do you find on pages 4 and 5 of the Landy’s user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
Q: What is the sport-version of a Landy?
A: When the driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: What do you call a Landy with brakes?
A: Customized.
Q: What do you have to do if your Landy gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge inside the car.
Q. Why do the latest models have rear window demisters.
A. To keep the hands warm when pushing.
Land-Rover het die maand ‘n special,
As jy een koop dan kry jy ‘n hond verniet by. Dan hoef jy nie alleen huis toe te loop nie …
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Spartan
Spartan
Re: LR joke's again
Kom nou Kwagga, ons weet jy is op soek na een al lank.....jy's halfpad daar, jy het mos 'n Cruiser ook....
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Re: LR joke's again
ek kamp die naweek saam met n vriend en hy ry n LR - ek gaan lekker lag of miskien lekker op my M$$R kry.
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Re: LR joke's again
HELLO HELLO Jy kan mos nie LR en Land Cruiser in die selfde sin gebruik of met mekaar verglyk nieOOOOMS wrote:Kom nou Kwagga, ons weet jy is op soek na een al lank.....jy's halfpad daar, jy het mos 'n Cruiser ook....
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Re: LR joke's again
Kan ja....hulle groet mens mossie.....Spartan wrote:HELLO HELLO Jy kan mos nie LR en Land Cruiser in die selfde sin gebruik of met mekaar verglyk nieOOOOMS wrote:Kom nou Kwagga, ons weet jy is op soek na een al lank.....jy's halfpad daar, jy het mos 'n Cruiser ook....
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- Real Name: Jaco
- Location: Jwaneng, Botswana
Re: LR joke's again
Ek groet en praat dan met jouOOOOMS wrote:Kan ja....hulle groet mens mossie.....Spartan wrote:HELLO HELLO Jy kan mos nie LR en Land Cruiser in die selfde sin gebruik of met mekaar verglyk nieOOOOMS wrote:Kom nou Kwagga, ons weet jy is op soek na een al lank.....jy's halfpad daar, jy het mos 'n Cruiser ook....
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Spartan
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Re: LR joke's again
Jy's dan seker bietjie anders....Spartan wrote:Ek groet en praat dan met jouOOOOMS wrote:Kan ja....hulle groet mens mossie.....Spartan wrote:HELLO HELLO Jy kan mos nie LR en Land Cruiser in die selfde sin gebruik of met mekaar verglyk nieOOOOMS wrote:Kom nou Kwagga, ons weet jy is op soek na een al lank.....jy's halfpad daar, jy het mos 'n Cruiser ook....
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- Location: Jwaneng, Botswana
Re: LR joke's again
Jy's dan seker bietjie anders.... [/quote]OOOOMS wrote:
Jy weet dit, maar dis omdat ek meer Hiluxse het as Cruisers
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Re: LR joke's again
Jy weet dit, maar dis omdat ek meer Hiluxse het as Cruisers [/quote]Spartan wrote:Jy's dan seker bietjie anders....OOOOMS wrote:
Good! Keep it that way
Wanneer kuiere ons bietjie weer?
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Re: LR joke's again
Wanneer ek terug is uit BotswanaOOOOMS wrote: Wanneer kuiere ons bietjie weer?
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Re: LR joke's again
Obviously....... :!:Spartan wrote:Wanneer ek terug is uit BotswanaOOOOMS wrote: Wanneer kuiere ons bietjie weer?
Re: LR joke's again
Chap, koues is op ys....Spartan wrote:So einde Feb