Texting for seniors
I don’t know about you, but I sometimes find that I haven’t got a clue what the SMS abbreviations mean that the kids use in SMS’s they send me!
I thought that perhaps the tables will be turned in a few year’s time (yes, it’s not that long now!) when we are pensioners and we have our own SMS codes……. Please forward your own proven codes to ..... ehm...WMNA
So here are some codes for us as we get older:
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTP - Where's the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!
WMNA - Whats my name again?
SMS CODES FOR PENSIONERS
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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Morning Mud Dog
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Gert, go easy on Andy...
At least he is up & about and not lying flat on his back... ;)
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At least he is up & about and not lying flat on his back... ;)
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Good one Jan!
Wonder how I missed this post earlier ..... must be because GERT - Got Enough Rest Today! (Or mark's version GERTC - Got Enough Rest Today, China)
Errr .... I think it's safe to say Good morning Gert! (ICS - I can't sleep)
Thanks Eric, perhaps I should try that more often (being flat on my back) .... might get more sleep that way!
Wonder how I missed this post earlier ..... must be because GERT - Got Enough Rest Today! (Or mark's version GERTC - Got Enough Rest Today, China)
Errr .... I think it's safe to say Good morning Gert! (ICS - I can't sleep)
Thanks Eric, perhaps I should try that more often (being flat on my back) .... might get more sleep that way!
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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!