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O :thumbdown:
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p
Hilux=Masjien
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p :thumbdown:
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g
Hilux=Masjien
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g :thumbdown:
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c,k
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c :thumbdown:
k :thumbdown:
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u,d
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u :thumbdown:
d :thumbdown:
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n,h
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n :thumbdown:
h :thumbup:
hal- sha-t
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half shaft?
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We have a winner !!!!
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:yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:


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:idea: :siffler: :subscribed:
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"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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P_ _ _ _ _ <space> P_ _ _ P
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Petrol Pump?
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:thumbup: .Right on! Your turn ..... :D:
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
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And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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- -p- -t <space> - -v- -

-F_D
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Too easy ..... tappet cover .....
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
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It was easy!

Your turn...
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D_ _ _ <space> B _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Also easy ..... :D:
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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:tongue: :tongue: Daai Bliksems?
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No. It fits though. :laugh2:
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Dual Battery
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Nope. Try again. :D:
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.

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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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