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Zuma's Latest Release

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(Courtesy of the Mail & Guardian)

Kinda says it all nê :roll:
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Oh so true :lol: :lol: :lol: Unfortunatelly at this rate, he will never be free of alimony / maintenance payments. I wonder when he is a pensioner, if he still will have to pay :think: :silent:
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:lol: :thumbup:
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:lol: :lol:
Good one Danelle! :thumbup: :lol:
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0000DS wrote:Oh so true :lol: :lol: :lol: Unfortunatelly at this rate, he will never be free of alimony / maintenance payments. I wonder when he is a pensioner, if he still will have to pay :think: :silent:
Point of order: We are paying all that costs as faithfull taxpayers :evil:
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Hey at least our president is actively doing his part in nation-building...
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BenHur wrote:Hey at least our president is actively doing his part in nation-building...
Ja. I guess he (mis)understood that part of 'Being President for Dummies' :twisted:
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Looks like he's building his own nation, Ben! :D:
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