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Charity begins....

Post by Dadz Toy BFI »

I got a "cold call" today from a chic asking me if I could kindly donate:

"any of my spare clothes to the Starving"

I told her straight hey:

If they can fit into my clothing, they ain't starving doll :!: :!:
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Shame on you! .... You should have donated some food vouchers with the clothing!! :lol:
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Post by Hoppy »

Maybe they need our clothes for bedding :lol:
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Post by BenHur »

Rich your clothes may work well for the starving Siamese twins joined at the bud. Please give them your old cloths so we do not have to get all those mails that we must send to 50 million people so that Bill Gates will donate a 0.0005698745632845 cent for every mail sent
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