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Wow, how true
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Donkey wrote:Wow, how true
+1
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I drove behind this Fortuner on the road between Wepener and Smithfield.
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Pretty good anti breast cancer slogan :thumbup: .... would be funnier if it were signage on a rough trail. :D:
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Found this on an Aussie 4x4 website
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I am so broke I can not even pay attention
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Is jy ook in die poliesie?? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Mud Dog wrote:Pretty good anti breast cancer slogan :thumbup: .... would be funnier if it were signage on a rough trail. :D:
Then they are air bags :laugh2:
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A lack of planning on your side, does not constitute a crisis on my side.
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Sad but true...
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"Don't kid yourself into believing that you will start to enrich your mind, care for your body and nourish your soul when your bank account gets big enough, and you have the luxury of more free time. Today is the day to enjoy the fruits of your efforts. Today is the day to seize the moment and live a life that soars. Today is the day to live from your imagination and harvest your dreams."
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Good one Val!
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: Hopefully with a soft, fluffy carpet on it, to soften the fall...... :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Open your mind before you open your mouth.
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Open your mind before you open your mouth.
and if your mind suddenly goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound.
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pietpetoors wrote:
Open your mind before you open your mouth.
and if your mind suddenly goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound.
:laugh2: :laugh2: :lmao:
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pietpetoors wrote:
Open your mind before you open your mouth.
and if your mind suddenly goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound.
Or ..... put your mind into gear (preferably 4x4 if it's a delicate or tough topic) before releasing the clutch in your tongue. ;-)
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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus." - Mark Twain
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* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
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Bosfebok wrote:It is better to remain quiet and be thought a fool, than to speak up and remove all doubt
Afrikaans version. Lee vaatjie hou toe jou kraan dalk sien ons jou vir n volle aan
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Young men think old men are fools,
Old men know young men are fools

The less you say, the more intelligent you appear
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...
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Bob had a couple of memorable ones, here's my favorite!
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carlo4e wrote:A lack of planning on your side, does not constitute a crisis on my side.
Carlo I may well copy this slogan ..... :slap:
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A lack of planning on your side, does not constitute a crisis on my side.

I must put that up on my 4x4direct site for all those people who place orders on Thursday and expect the goods to arrive by courier on Friday morning because they are leaving for a month long trip on Friday afternoon.
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pietpetoors wrote:
A lack of planning on your side, does not constitute a crisis on my side.

I must put that up on my 4x4direct site for all those people who place orders on Thursday and expect the goods to arrive by courier on Friday morning because they are leaving for a month long trip on Friday afternoon.
But Piet we all do it to you every year without fail. So a lack of planning on the part of the 4x4 shop does not constitute an emergency on our part. ;)
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: ...... but true, Allan! :D:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die than single men.
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Many a man love the milk, and marry the whole











































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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Glad you did not use a PIG reference.
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The Paradoxical Commandments

People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered.
Love them anyway.

If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Do good anyway.

If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies.
Succeed anyway.

The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.

Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable.
Be honest and frank anyway.

The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds.
Think big anyway.

People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs.
Fight for a few underdogs anyway.

What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.
Build anyway.

People really need help but may attack you if you do help them.
Help people anyway.

Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth.
Give the world the best you have anyway.

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For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost.

Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep s**t now!"

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the panther is about to leap, the old Doberman exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.

"Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old Doberman nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther.

So, off he goes.

The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"

Now, the old Doberman sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Doberman says ......

"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"

Moral of this story...

Don't mess with the old dogs...

Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!

Bulls**t and brilliance only come with age and experience.

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:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

I totally agree!!!


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4x4BEES wrote::thumbup: :thumbup:

Ek neem aan dat die ou inni blou tentjie die Snorkerrrrrr is. :lol:
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swartvark wrote:
4x4BEES wrote::thumbup: :thumbup:

Ek neem aan dat die ou inni blou tentjiedie Snorkerrrrrr is. :lol:
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Ek dog jy se STORMER is
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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The difference between being ordinary and extraordinary is doing the right thing while nobody is watching. - Jim Rohn
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I copied these ones from here to keep all on one post:
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Jewish Proverbs, Most Direct Quotes

If the rich could hire other people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living.
Yiddish Proverb

The wise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when he speaks.
Yiddish Proverb

What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth.
Yiddish proverb

A hero is someone who can keep his mouth shut when he is right.
Yiddish Proverb

One old friend is better than two new ones.
Yiddish Proverb

One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world. Jewish Proverb

A wise man hears one word and understands two. Yiddish Proverb

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat

Pessimism is a luxury that a Jew can never allow himself.
Golda Meir

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
Albert Einstein

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
Albert Einstein

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them. Albert Einstein

You can't control the wind, but you can adjust your sails.
Yiddish proverb

I don't want to become immortal through my work. I want to become
Immortal through not dying.
Woody Allen

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton ..

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. Albert Einstein

Contemporary Philosophers

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.~ John Glenn

When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes.
When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
~ Desmond Tutu

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real
but the moon landing was faked.
~ David Letterman

I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. God dammit, I'm a billionaire.
~ Howard Hughes

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
~ Betsy Salkind

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
~ Jean Kerr

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
Jeff Foxworthy

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
~ Prince Philip

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
~ Emo Philips.

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
~ Harrison Ford

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
~ Spike Milligan

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.
~ Robin Hall

Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.
~ Jean Rostand.

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.
~ WH Auden

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked.
Jonathan Katz

If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.
~ Johnny Carson

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very sceptical.
~ Warren Tantum ~

Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
~ Steve Martin

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
~ Jimmy Durante

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
~ George Roberts

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.
~ Jonathan Winters
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It's not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived.
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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
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And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Hos_4:6 My volk gaan te gronde weens gebrek aan kennis; omdat jy die kennis verwerp het, sal Ek jou verwerp, sodat jy vir My die priesteramp nie sal bedien nie; omdat jy die wet van jou God vergeet het, sal Ek ook jou kinders vergeet.
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