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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human hear...

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An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep s**t now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, ...

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I did not know these animals could swim so fast, or maybe it just looks fast.

I'm sure it would've ended badly if the boat capsized or if someone fell overboard... :alvarin:

Is it common for Killer Whales to go after boats like this?

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Brilliant!!

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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Golden oldie.......Why men don't write advice columns...Dear Jim... Last week I left for work as normal but having only gone a mile and my car broke down so I walked home and arriving unexpectedly I found my husband in bed with the babysitter!!! I am devastated can you help?.......

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Royal selfies!!

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Very nice, great job!!

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Julius gaan kooperasie toe om raad te vra oor 'n molplaag in sy tuin. Die verkoopsman gee hom gif en sê: "Druk dit in die mol se gat en jou probleme sal opgelos wees." Julius dink so 'n rukkie na en vra toe: "Dink jy die mol sal stil sit?"

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Mine is definitely acrophobia (fear of heights) and arachnophobia (fear of spiders) - seriously, who isn't afraid of spiders!!?

Even watching this video makes my palms sweat! (Excuse the song in the video - mute!)

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24 March 2014 Last updated at 15:55 GMT Malaysia's prime minister has announced that missing flight MH370 crashed in the southern Indian Ocean. Najib Razak said this was the conclusion of fresh analysis of satellite data tracking the flight. Malaysia Airlines had told the families of the 239 people...

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Excellent, good sighting of the Wild Dogs!!

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Somme 3 replies at once for the same place!!

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Not sure if this is what you're looking for?

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Thanks, good info, interesting!

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I don't get the point of that either...

Can't see him half the time for all the smoke

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Koos en sy vrou word na n halloween party genooi. Mar toe word vroulief siek en bly by huis. Sy se toe Koos gaan en geniet dit. Sy gaan slaap n ruk en word wakker en voel soos gewoonlik sommer stukke beter. Net daar besluit sy om ook party toe te gan. Daar gekom sien sy hoe dans Koos alte lekker met...

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Things like this are going about:

Caption: "I told the bloke next door if he hasn't moved this by tomorrow I'm calling the council"

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Satan visits Cape Town and meets Gatiep.
"Do you know who I am?"
"Nay", says Gatiep, "giemy a hint"
Satan says, "I am the prince of darkness"
"F @ k" says Gatiep, "jhy's mos die CEO van Eskom

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Mick, from Dublin , appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 euros. "You've done very well so far," said the show's presenter, "but for a million euros you've only got one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything is ridin...

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Saw this on FB by Toyota SA.

http://www.facebook.com/toyotasouthafri ... =1&theater

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Thanks very much, I would really appreciate it! I see you're from that area, have you done the trail? Cheers!

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Too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new one is like taking a shot in the dark.

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It does look quite awesome! I will be staying at a guesthouse just outside of Barberton for 3 nights, so thought I would do this trail on one of the days! As far as I have gathered, it's free to do the trail, but they do welcome donations. Just waiting for more feedback, especially now after all the...

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I would also go with Mr. Sixty Two

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"This Is The Most Plausible Theory For The Plane's Disappearance We've Heard Yet ..."

http://www.businessinsider.com/malaysia ... ire-2014-3

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Very nice indeed!

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Hi! I would like to find out if anyone here has done this trail and if they have any feedback? I would like to plan it as a day trip, only 1 vehicle, unless there is someone else willing to go too! :cooldude: (Would probably be the 26 April 2014). https://www.driveout.co.za/trails/eureka-city/ Many ...

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What's your answer?

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WQN wrote:
Mud Dog wrote:Not our place to judge .... might be totally mentally disabled.
MIGHT?????????????

TOTALLY!! They are also driving a Ford....

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Yet another good example being set!

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Who says that there aren't anymore well-mannered men? Only today I saw a man holding an umbrella over his wife's head, while she was changing the tyre!

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Looks very nice!!

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get a frame made up from the tent guys and wrap it with 90% shadecloth, will last much longer, cooler underneath than tarp and to be used in future for big braai's etc. (or get the corners and piping from the camping shop)

Good idea, thanks a lot!!

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Thunder02 wrote:
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george wrote:You can get something like this from Game
http://www.guzzle.co.za/specials/view/180794/
That could also work, would like the sides as well... Many thanks!
If you go that route,we can do the side walls for you

Thanks a lot, will keep you in mind if I don't come right!!

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Some very VERY close calls!

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george wrote:You can get something like this from Game
http://www.guzzle.co.za/specials/view/180794/

That could also work, would like the sides as well... Many thanks!

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Hi,

Does anyone know where I can buy (PTA/JHB area) a decent, portable carport for my Lux (2008 D/C)? It is just a temporary solution until a permanent structure is built. Probably around 6m(L) x 3m(W) x 2.5m(H), with 4 sides.

Thanks a lot!

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Welcome Alan!

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Oupa Stig wrote:Johan, jou tjommie bou vinnige karre. Jou tjommie se tjommie moet so bietjie by my kom kuier. Dan sal ek vir hom sê hy moet sy helmet afhaal. En dan sal ek hom 'n PK gee. 280kph + sonder leathers.... Dis mos nou moeilikheid soek.
Ma daai Civic skuif nogals!

+1 AGREED!

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Pote wrote:Have a look at this.
Honda Civic that was built by one of my friends.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnS_TwzW-r4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

That is very VERY quick!! :wth:

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The Paradoxical Commandments People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered. Love them anyway. If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Do good anyway. If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway. The good you do today will be ...

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Here is a video of a truck attempting to cross flood waters close to Ellisras.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=766305640048470

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