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THE BOSS
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
- Mud Dog
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Re: THE BOSS
Behind every successful man there's a woman with an attitude!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
- Thunder02
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Re: THE BOSS
You see, he did not ask permission
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
- Mud Dog
- Moderator
- Posts: 29858
- Joined: Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:18 am
- Town: East London
- Vehicle: '90 SFA Hilux DC 4X4, Full OME, 110mm lift. Brospeed branch, 50mm ss freeflow exhaust. 30 x 9.5 Discoverer S/T's on Viper mags. L/R tank. (AWOL) '98 LTD 2.4 SFA, dual battery system. Dobinson suspension, LR tanks, 31" BF mud's.
- Real Name: Andy
- Club VHF Licence: HC103
Re: THE BOSS
Wife : "why are you home so early?"
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
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Doctor : How's your headache ?
Patient : She's out of town.
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Marriage is like a public toilet .
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out.
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Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.
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Q - You know why women love shoes?
A - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat, the shoes always fit..
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Q - Why can't Women Drive well?
A - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Those who remain single and make wonders happen.
Those who have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
And those who get married and wonder what happened
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Wives are magicians............
They can change anything into an argument.
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Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY???? A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don't have wives!
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Doctor : How's your headache ?
Patient : She's out of town.
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Marriage is like a public toilet .
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out.
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Q - You know why women love shoes?
A - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat, the shoes always fit..
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Q - Why can't Women Drive well?
A - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Those who remain single and make wonders happen.
Those who have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
And those who get married and wonder what happened
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Wives are magicians............
They can change anything into an argument.
◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆
Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY???? A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don't have wives!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!