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Mooi man

Post by Masekind »

Dit sal help :lmao: :lmao:
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bwahahahahhahaa.... ja nee kyk. Dit gaan "verseker" help
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:slap: :slap: :slap: :lmao:
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blonde brandweer(vrou)? :lmao:
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:lol: :lol: Technology baffles brains! :D:
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Lyk my dis nie net Sipho wat SO dink nie...
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :blackeye:
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:slap:
Sometimes you have to wonder :eh:
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OMW! :o:
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DID YOU GUYS NOT HEAR ABOUT THE ULTRALIGHT TRAINS IN EUROPE?????

Also had some blondes in the office that could not spot the problem!!
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It looks like health and safety forgot to incorporate brains in the discussion of how how
to utilize the gear properly.
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And then suddenly...
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:lmao: :lmao: :laugh2: :laugh2: :lmao: :lmao:
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CasKru wrote:And then suddenly...
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Wie weet dalk RAMP die trein en land weer mooi op sy wiele :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:
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