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Goedkoop, scrap, gemors. - Ek sê niks . . . .

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At least he is honest :mocking:
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Behoort vinnig te verkoop.. :yahoo: :yahoo:
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Wonder if that body will fit on a Hilux SFA chassis??
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Ha ha, he just had enough
Hope he learned his lesson and will get a Hilux now
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Mr_B wrote:Wonder if that body will fit on a Hilux SFA chassis??

Hoekom sal jy 'n Hilux chassis so wil opmors?
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Misrepresentation in that ad ..... he lists "no air-con" but all those old landies had through-flow / cross'flow 'air conditioning'.

(You mos know the story about the Hilux cat.) :D:
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