Quickie in the Bushes

[Zandyl]

There are two statues in a park;

One of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a path

way for a hundred years, when one day an angel

comes down from the sky and, with a single

gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so

patient through a hundred blazing summers and

dismal winters, you have been given life for

thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do

the most.'

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go

running behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle

and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the

two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen

minutes left, would you care to do it again?'

He asks her 'Shall we?'

She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's

change positions. This time, I 'll hold the

pigeon down and you shjite on its head.'

AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????

[Willem01]

Awesome dirty minds..... :)

[Mud Dog]

[jacques kotze]

[Frederick]

[Doom]

Thank heavens cows don't fly...

[Donkey]

[GI Jane]

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