"Mommy, I was at the playground when I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunty Karen. I went back to look and he was giving Aunty Karen a big kiss and then he helped Aunty Karen take off her shirt. Then Aunty Karen helped Daddy take off his trousers. Then Aunty Karen .... "
At this point Mommy cut him off. "Johnny, this is such an interesting story. Why don't you save the rest of it for supper time? I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight!"
At the dinner table Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. He started his story again.
"I was at the playground when I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunty Karen. I went back to look and he was giving Aunty Karen a big kiss and then he helped Aunty Karen take off her shirt. Then Aunty Karen helped Daddy take off his trousers. Then Aunty Karen and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Jack used to do when Daddy was in the army! "
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