DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT STRESS IS?
A beautiful girl asks you for a ride home. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.
The doctor says; Congratulations!!!!. You are going to become a father;
THAT'S IT. YOU GET STRESSED.
You say; But that baby is not mine;
The girl says; he is the father of my baby;
YOU GET MORE STRESSED.
....and to prove your innocence demand a DNA test. The police arrive, and a DNA test is done.
The report comes in according to which you are infertile and can never become a father.
WHAT? YOU GET EVEN MORE STRESSED!.
Anyhow you thank God that this ordeal is over, and start driving home.
.............. And then you start thinking; At home I already have 2 kids.
Whose are those????
NOW THAT'S WHAT REAL STRESS ACTUALLY IS!!!!!
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT STRESS IS?
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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krazy_kameleon
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Re: DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT STRESS IS?
LOL - and then you strip down your HILUX and take it for sandblasting...
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Piesang
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Re: DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT STRESS IS?
Daar is 'n maklikke manier om te toets of jou stres flakke hoog is.
Knyp jou oë vir 30 sekondes toe gaan dan na die foto wat hierby aan geheg is en as jy dan eenig iets anders as twee identiese dolfyne sien is jou stres flakke te hoog.
Knyp jou oë vir 30 sekondes toe gaan dan na die foto wat hierby aan geheg is en as jy dan eenig iets anders as twee identiese dolfyne sien is jou stres flakke te hoog.
"Onderwerp julle dan aan God; weerstaan die duiwel, en hy sal van julle wegvlug." Jak 4:7