DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT STRESS IS?

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Petrusd
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DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT STRESS IS?

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DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT STRESS IS?

A beautiful girl asks you for a ride home. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.

The doctor says; Congratulations!!!!. You are going to become a father;

THAT'S IT. YOU GET STRESSED.

You say; But that baby is not mine;
The girl says; he is the father of my baby;

YOU GET MORE STRESSED.


....and to prove your innocence demand a DNA test. The police arrive, and a DNA test is done.

The report comes in according to which you are infertile and can never become a father.

WHAT? YOU GET EVEN MORE STRESSED!.

Anyhow you thank God that this ordeal is over, and start driving home.


.............. And then you start thinking; At home I already have 2 kids.

Whose are those????

NOW THAT'S WHAT REAL STRESS ACTUALLY IS!!!!!
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Re: DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT STRESS IS?

Post by krazy_kameleon »

LOL - and then you strip down your HILUX and take it for sandblasting...
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Post by Piesang »

Daar is 'n maklikke manier om te toets of jou stres flakke hoog is.

Knyp jou oë vir 30 sekondes toe gaan dan na die foto wat hierby aan geheg is en as jy dan eenig iets anders as twee identiese dolfyne sien is jou stres flakke te hoog.

























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