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This couple fought like cat and dog, but couldn't afford a divorce. In one argument the husband said if he wins the Lotto he will give her half, and she can clear off. The wife agreed with this, and low and behold one day he walks in and says he won the lotto. The wife demands her half. No problem says the husband here's R13.50, now piepie off.!!
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Excellent!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap:
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