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Horny Pool Party

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And you were expecting what?
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.....actually I was expecting a saily in the ocean... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:shock: :shock: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :thumbup:
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I was expecting a...........well a.............. a horny pool party! :evil:
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Nice bokkies there
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those bokkies are just a tad "flat chested" .....
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:D: :D: :D:
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Johannes, I think it's time for you to take some Shore leave... :mrgreen:


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It would seem that this is an annual event :D: ..... see viewtopic.php?f=15&t=16610&p=183625" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Chris, looks like the crocs were not invited after all. :laugh2:
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Mud Dog wrote:It would seem that this is an annual event :D: ..... see viewtopic.php?f=15&t=16610&p=183625" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Chris, looks like the crocs were not invited after all. :laugh2:
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Family_Dog wrote:Johannes, I think it's time for you to take some Shore leave... :mrgreen:


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