All single or unhappy married men.. Some guidelines

Share your jokes and funny campfire stories with us here.
Forum rules
Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)

BEFORE YOU START A NEW JOKES THREAD PLEASE TAKE NOTE:
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
Post Reply
User avatar
Harties
Low Range 4WD
Low Range 4WD
Posts: 107
Joined: Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:19 pm
Town: Roodepoort
Vehicle: 3.0 D4D 4x4
Real Name: Riaan

All single or unhappy married men.. Some guidelines

Post by Harties »

Thought I will share my top secret Pick up lines... :yahoo: :twisted: :twisted:
• I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
• Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
• I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
• I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
• Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
• Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
• I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
• I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
• Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
• Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
• Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
• POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
• I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
• Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
:twisted: My favourite one : If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
• Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
• Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
• I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
• You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
• I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
• You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
Post Reply

Return to “Humor”