• I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
• Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
• I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
• I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
• Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
• Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
• I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
• I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
• Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
• Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
• Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
• POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
• I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
• Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
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My favourite one : If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!• Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
• Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
• I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
• You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
• I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
• You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.