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http://capetown.gumtree.co.za/c-Boats-J ... Z259659213" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Wanted: COMPLETE SWAP- WIFE FOR BOAT

Date Listed 10/02/2011
Price Swap / Trade
Address Other
For Sale By Owner
Year 1965



I have a good looking wife, sometimes full of #$*? !!!!!!!!! Looking for a cabin boat with 2 motors, recently serviced. This will be a fair swap.
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:shock2: Eish
Hilux=Masjien
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With or without baggage :?:
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Sounds fair!
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Dink daai ou onderhoud op n boot is min :?: :lol: :lol:
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Uys wrote:Sounds fair!
if he includes a 5 year maintenance plan :lmao:
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Sien hy wil he die boot moet "recently serviced" wees. Wat van die vrou :?: :eh: :eh:
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george wrote:
Uys wrote:Sounds fair!
if he includes a 5 year maintenance plan :lmao:
Daai model is nou 45 hoeveel dink jy gaan die onderhoud kos as sy 75 is :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Wonder watter boekie waarde om te gebruik ? :problem:
Miskien n OU boekie :bye:
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Nee jong, ek dink die maintenance op die vrou het te veel geraak vir hom om te dra.
Jy het mos nie nodig om aan die boot te verduidelik waarom jy alweer die naweek wil uitgaan nie.
Die boot is soos 'n Jack Russel, altyd bly om jou te sien en vra nie vrae nie.
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Rolbos wrote:Nee jong, ek dink die maintenance op die vrou het te veel geraak vir hom om te dra.
Jy het mos nie nodig om aan die boot te verduidelik waarom jy alweer die naweek wil uitgaan nie.
Die boot is soos 'n Jack Russel, altyd bly om jou te sien en vra nie vrae nie.
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Die boot het n voordel " Hy MERK nie jou wiele nie :taunt:
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