Points to ponder....
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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Points to ponder....
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought?
Is it possible to do stand-up comedy sitting down?
If dinosaurs had sores.........what would they be called?
Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
If you built a time machine with all new parts, when you went back would the parts you use disappear because they didn't exist then?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?
If anything is possible, then is it possible that nothings possible?
If a police car, an ambulance, a fire truck and traffic cop car are all at a 4 way stop who has the right of away?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought?
Is it possible to do stand-up comedy sitting down?
If dinosaurs had sores.........what would they be called?
Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
If you built a time machine with all new parts, when you went back would the parts you use disappear because they didn't exist then?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?
If anything is possible, then is it possible that nothings possible?
If a police car, an ambulance, a fire truck and traffic cop car are all at a 4 way stop who has the right of away?
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Re: Points to ponder....
Definitely something to think about
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Re: Points to ponder....
Cassie, how do you manage to sleep at night with all these pondering questions needing to be answered??
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Re: Points to ponder....
It's a tough life but someone has tooFamily_Dog wrote:Cassie, how do you manage to sleep at night with all these pondering questions needing to be answered??
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Re: Points to ponder....
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
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Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
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Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters
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Why do we leave cars worth thousands of rands in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.
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EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
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Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
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Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters
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Why do we leave cars worth thousands of rands in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.
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EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
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Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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Re: Points to ponder....
Cas gelukig is dit jou job...enjoy
Is gebed jou spaarwiel of jou stuurwiel?
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Re: Points to ponder....
Why is it called French Fries - when the French didn't invent it?
Why is a hamburger called a hamburger, when there is no ham in it? :
Why is it a Hotdog, when there is no dog in it?
Why is a hamburger called a hamburger, when there is no ham in it? :
Why is it a Hotdog, when there is no dog in it?
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Re: Points to ponder....
Who first sat there watching a hen and decided to eat the thing that comes out of its butt?
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Re: Points to ponder....
How about the guy who first wondered what it would be like to pull the four extremities under a cow and taste the liquid that came out?
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Re: Points to ponder....
Cassie, that is a good one, give as more, life is to serous.
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Re: Points to ponder....
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
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