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Post by Petrusd »

Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin,

Orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room,

Drinking a sip out of each pint in turn.

When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three more.

The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it ......... Your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time."

Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America ; & de odder in Australia ; & here I am in Dublin . When we all left home, we promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder."

The barman admits that this is a nice custom & says no more.

Patrick becomes a regular customer, & always drinks the same way ....... Ordering three pints & drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished.

One day, he comes in & orders just two pints.

All the other regulars in the bar notice! & fall silent.

When he goes back to the bar for the second round,

The barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."

Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops & he starts to laugh,

"Oh no," he says, " everyone is fine!
Tis me, .................. I've Quit Drinking!"
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Re: Patrick

Post by cheetah »

:clap: :clap: goeie een Petrus :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Re: Patrick

Post by CasKru »

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
To God be the glory
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Re: Patrick

Post by Piesang »

Ek reken daar is 'n hele paar ouens wat op so manier sal ophou drink :drinks: :drinks: :lmao:
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