Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "Potentially" and "reality?"
Dad: I will show you.
Dad turns to his wife and asks her, "Would you sleep with Patrice
Motsepe for 1 million dollars?"
Wife: Yes, off course! I would never waste such an opportunity!
Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1
million dollars?
Daughter: Wow! Yes! This is my fantasy!
Dad turns to his eldest son and asks him, "Would you sleep with Tom
Cruise for 1 million dollars?"
Eldest son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million
dollars! I would not even hesitate!
So the father turns back to his younger son saying:
"You see son, 'potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but
in 'reality' we are living with two hookers and a m-*-f-f-i-e!"
Difference between "Potentially" and " reality"
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Re: Difference between "Potentially" and " reality"
Hahahaha Ja nee kyk ekt lanklaas so lekker gelag,goeie 1 daai.Dankie
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