Some motivational quotes for the weekend..

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Some motivational quotes for the weekend..

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:mexwave: -Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.

-Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

-Start off every day with a smile and get it over with

-I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.

-The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.

-You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

-I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

-If you love your job, you haven’t worked a day in your life

-Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint

-Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much
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Re: Some motivational quotes for the weekend..

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Very good and true :thumbup:
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Well said Riaan
The only thing that comes to mind is one of my favorite quotes
"A Pessimist is an optimist with experience"
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The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary :thumbup:

Oh so true :laugh2:
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