-Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.-Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
-Start off every day with a smile and get it over with
-I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
-The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.
-You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
-I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
-If you love your job, you haven’t worked a day in your life
-Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint
-Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much
